Part 1, Contributed by "SOUTH STAKE".
Thank you for this opportunity!
Before I begin, may I say on behalf of all the croquet balls in this club that – although you think we are hard, even dense – we are aware of the unkind things that are said about (and to) us.
This is all the more hurtful because whatever we are accused of doing, or not doing, is never, ever our fault. I trust I have made mysel...
